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On March 6, 2026, convicted felon Donald Trump called for Iran's unconditional surrender.

There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT & ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The deal that convicted felon Trump made that concluded hostilities between the United States and Iran seemed to provide the wisdom of convicted felon Donald J. Trumpsomething short of that. Way short:

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Here is a link to a much more colorful description of Trump's deal but, WARNING, the page to which this link takes you is liberally laden with "F" bombs (and other choice words and expressions. And if, perchance, you care for more of the same, this time of how Trump's Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is performing then, as a public service, we give you this.)

But, convicted felon Trump assures us, we're working on a concept of a proposal of an understanding of a paradigm of a blueprint of a plan for a potential consensus that might lead to a preliminary agreement ahead of a provisional peace treaty: (This is not exactly the "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER" that that putz Trump demanded. And then of course we have to get Israel to agree to it.)

So what might be an appropriate response to this deal? Here is one possibility. And for Trump in general? Click here for one mild suggestion.