Welcome to reality, you f***ing dumb-asses. you got grifted:

An estimated 590,000 consumers paid $100 each to Trump Mobile to pre-order the T1 Phone, meaning $59 million has been paid for a product that may or may not exist. As of May 2026, not a single confirmed customer has received the device. No firm release date has been provided, and Trump Mobile has not responded to repeated media requests for comment.

trump was spawned in a laboratoryThe Trump Phone is a classic Donny flim-flam operation: promise the moon, deliver bupkis.

Last June, Donny's two failsons — Cokey McSniffles and The Dumb One — announced that these phones were going to be great. great like no one thought possible. maybe the greatest phones of all time. their pitch worked. almost six hundred thousand brain-dead cultists — who, like their beloved Dear Leader, act first and think never — eagerly plunked down a hundred dollar deposit, giving Donny and his felonious hellspawn an immediate $60 million windfall.

Now it's almost a year later, and Trump Mobile has yet to ship one phone. MAGA got played, and they have no one to blame but their own stupid selves — because if any of these thick-witted lumps had spent ninety seconds doing critical thinking, it would have dawned on them that 'hey, maybe it's a bad idea to give our money to the con artists who stole from a charity for cancer-stricken children. maybe let's stay away from the family of the guy who ran a fake university.'



From substack column of Jeff Tiedrich,
May 10, 2026